He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time
I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
the garlic bread one
I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.
But the little ghost looks so much happier after!
The story of my personal and professional life.
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life